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Slack / Private Message Drop, p.64 [SLACK_000278] · slack_pm:msg:00646

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Date
2020-06-08 20:42
Type
chat message · slack
recipient
Kristian G. Andersen, Robert F. Garry, Andrew Rambaut
speaker
Edward C. Holmes

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I was joking about the wet wipes and toilet duck. Still BS though.

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  1. 2020-06-08 20:25 Edward C. Holmes open
    It's compelling. Apparently, there was also a 14% increase in the sale of wet wipes and toilet duck.
  2. 2020-06-08 20:25 Kristian G. Andersen open
    Holy shit.
  3. 2020-06-08 20:26 Edward C. Holmes open
    :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
  4. 2020-06-08 20:27 Kristian G. Andersen open
    I can't _*possibly*_ think of anything else that could explain an increase in wet wipes and toilet ducks - _obviously_ this must have been COVID. THERE JUST AREN'T ANY OTHER EXPLANATIONS WHATSOEVER. NONE! COVID! THEY LIED!John Brownstein - I just lost some respect for the guy.
  5. 2020-06-08 20:42 Edward C. Holmes
    I was joking about the wet wipes and toilet duck. Still BS though.
  6. 2020-06-08 20:45 Edward C. Holmes open
    If it had been there in August - causing lots of people to drive to hospitals - the docs would have been on it way before December.
  7. 2020-06-08 20:48 Kristian G. Andersen open
    Yup - it's absurd. Plus, our TMRCA probably wouldn't have been mid-November to early-December.

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