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[Eddie Holmes]
It's compelling. Apparently, there was also a 14% increase in the sale of wet wipes and toilet duck.
[2020-06-08 20:25:49]
[Kristian Andersen]
Holy shit.
[2020-06-08 20:26:21]
[Eddie Holmes]
:rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
[2020-06-08 20:27:45]
[Kristian Andersen]
I can't _*possibly*_ think of anything else that could explain an increase in wet wipes and toilet ducks - _obviously_
this must have been COVID. THERE JUST AREN'T ANY OTHER EXPLANATIONS WHATSOEVER. NONE!
COVID! THEY LIED!
John Brownstein - I just lost some respect for the guy.
[2020-06-08 20:42:01]
[Eddie Holmes]
I was joking about the wet wipes and toilet duck. Still BS though.
[2020-06-08 20:45:31]
[Eddie Holmes]
If it had been there in August - causing lots of people to drive to hospitals - the docs would have been on it way
before December.
[2020-06-08 20:48:48]
[Kristian Andersen]
Yup - it's absurd. Plus, our TMRCA probably wouldn't have been mid-November to early-December.
[2020-06-08 22:36:20]
[Eddie Holmes]
Plenty of reasons why traffic could have increased: perhaps they had a special offer at the wet market?
[2020-06-09 05:01:24]
[Robert Garry]
"Disease ecologist Peter Daszak, president of the nonprofit EcoHealth Alliance in Manhattan, said the Harvard study
"is absolutely fascinating."
[2020-06-09 07:57:11]
[Robert Garry]
Poor Laurie - flustered by camera problems. Will there be an on-air correction? [shared file(s): image.png]
[2020-06-09 07:58:21]
[Kristian Andersen]
I hate when that happens.
[2020-06-09 07:59:52]
[Andrew Rambaut]
Why are journalists being interviewed by journalists?
[2020-06-09 08:00:06]
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