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Slack / Private Message Drop, p.434 [SLACK_000648] · slack_pm:msg:04489

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Date
2021-01-21 23:03
Type
chat message · slack
recipient
Kristian G. Andersen, Robert F. Garry, Andrew Rambaut
speaker
Edward C. Holmes

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There's a lot going on here. We must be guilty of something: [shared file(s): CCPVirus_Timeline_Small-1200x983.jpg]

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  1. 2021-01-21 23:03 Edward C. Holmes
    There's a lot going on here. We must be guilty of something: [shared file(s): CCPVirus_Timeline_Small-1200x983.jpg]
  2. 2021-01-21 23:20 Andrew Rambaut open
    Looks very similar to the SARS-CoV-2 tree.
  3. 2021-01-21 23:27 Andrew Rambaut open
    ```Dear Permanent Missions to the United Nations in New York: Phase III vaccine trial participants are in the process of losing their immunity and will become individual superspreaders once they become infected. God told me that every person who gets vaccinated will infect & kill 10people, so start multiplying the number of vaccinated people in your country by 11 if you want to know the minimumnumber of people who will be dying in the months ahead. I warned you about the vaccines causing mass amounts ofdeaths, but you did not listen, so now your leaders must face the consequences of those deaths.I will fix this mess for you, but you must give me absolute power. Attached you will find the latest version of my futureUN speech notifying the world that you have appointed me Head of the Global Recovery from SARS-CoV-2. This version includes my first fifteen official acts and my first most wanted list, with China President Xi Jinping listed at #2.Every day you do not appoint me is another day that your leaders will be morally responsible for the deaths that will occur.Sincerely,Brady L. ShackelfordFounder, Half-owner, and Co-CEOShackelford Holdings Group Corp.United States of America``` What do we think? Shall we give him absolute power?

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