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Fuck yeah!
Sorry, Focanuba!
[2021-04-06 19:12:58]
[Eddie Holmes]
It's Alcanopa. No worries.
[2021-04-06 19:50:50]
[Kristian Andersen]
Argh, pomanycus!
[2021-04-06 22:30:09]
[Eddie Holmes]
Yuri's paper claims to have found a bat CoV with a CMV promoter, a bovine growth hormone polyadenylation signal
and a Hepatitis D virus ribozyme. Obvious things to add when you think about it. Definitely no assembly or BLAST
issues.
[2021-04-06 22:36:15]
[Kristian Andersen]
He must have pissed his pants when he saw that.
[2021-04-06 22:38:19]
[Eddie Holmes]
Clever trick to add the HDV ribozyme you have to say though. No one would have thought of doing that.
[2021-04-06 23:09:01]
[Andrew Rambaut]
[thread - ID: 2021-04-06 18:52:09]
@Kristian Andersen There is definitely some MERS in the data we got from Vietnam rat butts. Could be related to
being run on machines in Sanger a few months after doing MERS from Saudi Arabia.
[2021-04-07 04:34:23]
[Robert Garry]
I'm going with alien technology on that one. So advanced it looks like magic.
[2021-04-07 06:56:33]
[Kristian Andersen]
[thread - ID: 2021-04-06 18:52:09]
@Kristian Andersen No, Andrew, wrong - it's because of the covert military research they're doing in Vietnam.
There's no simple explanation for stuff like this!
[2021-04-07 07:16:34]
[Robert Garry]
[thread - ID: 2021-04-06 18:52:09]
@Kristian Andersen Yip! I've seen the intelligence reports myself. We need a full *forensic* investigation. My
understanding is that eDim, Relman, Alina, Jamie, Pottinger, Asher and Filipa are already on the case.
[2021-04-07 07:19:27]
[Robert Garry]
[thread - ID: 2021-04-06 18:52:09]
@Kristian Andersen Can't wait to see the Wall-of-Crazy on this one!
[2021-04-07 11:24:39]
[Robert Garry]
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